THE "HAS MAN" IS HERE

so the boiler man is here. he is in my kitchen cleaning my boiler fan and speaking into a wee voice recorder. i need to pee. this is just one of the many conundrums of service people in your home:

do you offer tea straight away? if they do want one do you make one for yourself? if they don't want one do you make one for yourself? i don't have any sugar. is this rude? why does he take sugar in his tea anyway?
what do you do while they are working in your kitchen? do you put music on? do you watch tv? do you stand and watch them?
are you allowed to go to the toilet? what about the state of mess in your bedroom? will he need to go in there? what if he had been an attractive guy? will he be finished in time so i can leave for my art class?

i can't deal with this grown up malarky.
i can hear him running water.
i need to pee.
i need an object for my art class.
i need something to eat...
AWH MAN!

EDIT: HE USED MY BATHROOM! this is blowing my mind. at least i have hot running water aaaaiiiiight!